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When you're about to get laid but you speak what's really on your mind and your partner gets offended. For example, say you're about to shag a mamacita and you tell her you need to get a condom because you heard she gets around. More than likely you just floor dropped, and as such, one of you is sleeping on the floor tonight (AT BEST).
Man - "Hey, can you call me Hulk Hogan while I pound you like a veal cutlet?"
Slut - "Uhhh NO! Jesus Christ, you're fucking weird..." *gets up, throws some blankets on the floor, and re-locates accordingly*
Man - "Man, I gotta stop floor dropping... BUT WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?!?!"
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