Like a scooter, but it floats on water and transports HUMANS.
When they see me on my flooter, no one can resist me.
Like a flutter, but on the fitba.
Holly: meet us down betfred before the match then
Brian: what for, I was going to go to Greggs and eat pasties like the fat bastard I am
Holly: For a little flooter, odds are good for a Newcastle home win now Shearer's the guv
(roflcopter)
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an imaginary place between the taint and butthole that is not fun
"ahhh Jeremy kicked me in the flooter!"