Florch

When one is

A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals

B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety

Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"

OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"

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The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart

"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"

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Its when you gamble and you lose

The act of deficating in ones trousers during the great act of flatulence.

"It appears that I have florched"

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