v. Completely ruined, inactivated, disabled, or destroyed; especially when used in reference to computer software or electronic gadgetry.
Sheee-yit, I installed that Windoze security update, and now my web browser is florfed!
Sheee-yit, my idiot sister put Celine Dion on my stereo, and when Celine hit the high note she florfed my tweeter!
A Florf is a Florf you can’t describe it it’s just there it’s like air
ya bro it’s all about that florf life
The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.
"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"
"I love it when you florf my beard"
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Something between frolfing and fluffing.
Brandon said he was florffing park with Joe and Troy, or something...
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