Florg

An onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one's own ability to create noises which sound like words.

Joe: "I wrote a poem! Want to hear it?"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"

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florg

The self-secreted glue that adheres a dead frog to whatever it died on.

After a night of light rain and heavy traffic, today's hot sun means that the highway department is getting out the florg scrapers.

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Florg Nugget

Nude pictures you recieve from a person

Dude my girlfriend sent me some florg nuggetz last night

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Florges

The worst thing ever created. It should not be a thing

Some guy: "Florges Sucks!!!!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH!"

Florg

The feeling when you want to get a drink from the kitchen but you’re too lazy

I’m sooo florg to get up ugh!

Florg

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING ITS A FUCKING ABOMINATION WHAT THE FUCK HELP

"WHY THE FUCK IS FLORG MURDER MY FAMILY"

Florg

Oh god...THIS THING IS AFTER ME HELP PLEASE OH GOD HELP IT HURTS SO BAD OH GOD!!!

"Oh god florgs murdering my family