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A pretty thing that grows in the garden.
I saw a flower and it was very nice.
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"We smoked a lot of flower last night, and got completely stoned"
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What is flower? We all know that flower is beautiful, but sadly, not for all. It is also a symbol of domestic abuse. This is because after husbands beat their wives, they give their wives a flower to cover their faults. Still, it is not enough to cover their faults because domestic abuse is DEFINITELY A CRIME.
I got a flower today. My husband gave me. Not because of wedding anniversary or whatever. It's because he abused me yesterday.
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Flowers are visually stunning, sticky and wonderfully smelling cannabis buds.
John was dry until he was able to find some quality flowers through his local medical dispensary.
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To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
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A delicate plant that can grow anywhere, much like a weed. It is usually a bright colour, and has at least like 3 petals.
There is a flower in the garden.
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The most evil creature in the world, known for it's tendency to use humans as slaves in places known as "Gardens". These things take hours and hours of life away from their human slaves, and give nothing in return. There is only one creature more evil than a flower, and that is a kitten.
Geraniums ( flower ) suck my blood.
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