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flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015


flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008

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Dick Flower

It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.

by Dick Flower July 19, 2011

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Dick Flower

Where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your -blam!- to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

Joe: Shit man I got a huge kidney stone
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower

by PICKLES MC JACK FACE MOO July 19, 2011

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