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When you drug yourself up to the point your flu commits suicide
-To get better
I've had so much ibuprofen I'm about to commit fluicide!!!!!!
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When you have a flu so bad you want to commit suicide
Sorry, I can't come into work today. I'm so miserable with this cold I want to commit fluicide!
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When you know someone with the flu and you still go over and visit with them.
My parents have the flu, but its Christmas, so I have to commit fluicide and hope for the best.
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The event in which one with a flu of any kind feels suicidal, due to the suffering they're going through. People want to end their suffering and escape being ill. Vomiting, fatigue, dehydration, tremors, severe muscle pains, and diarrhea are the main causes of making someone fluicidal.
Tim has been out of school with the flu. Last night, I noticed that he updated his facebook status stating that he was feeling suicidal. He sure was Feeling Fluicidal.
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Person who refuses to wear a face mask and sneezes in public areas and transport
OMG! a fluicide bomber has just sneezed on my bus. If I don't make it, kiss my Chihuahua for me and tell him mummy will always love him. Pray for me.
Your elderly mom refusing a flu vaccine bc her ultra conservative u know who people told her not to. Now she’s so sick she could die. She’s always gotten the jab before.
My mom -for political reasons of which she doesn’t even understand-refuses to get the flu vaccine now and I’m afraid she’s so old she’s committing fluicide