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A Flustercuck is a clusterfuck you aren’t involved in yet. You are sitting in the corner, watching it happen. You know you’re going to have to get in there and it’s going to be a mess.
Bill’s doing Jaeger bombs and grinding on the bouncers girl. This is a total flustercuck.
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1. The polite way to say clusterfuck.
2. The redness in the cheeks that occurs once you discover you've been cuckolded.
1. This election cycle is a real flustercuck.
2. John was flustercucked after he found out Sue cheated on him.
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Alternate spelling for clusterfuck.
All those problems together just make a flustercuck I don't want to solve.
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when you cut yourself trying to cut mayonnaise because you think it’s a pickle
guy: I just flustercucked my finger, it really hurt
guy 2: oof been there done that
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An even more fucked up clusterfuck.
This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!