Flying Biscuit

When a guy and girl are 69ing but they are standing up and the guy is holding the girl so she's upside down - almost like she's flying. then she farts in his face but he can't move or let go b/c he'll drop her on her head...

Shirley, I really hope I don't give Bob a flying biscuit again like I did last night."

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squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

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