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When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
You're gonna think I'm crazy, but i think i just launched a flying dutchman!
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#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.
#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.
#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!
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A sex position that invovles the man sitting naked and the woman getting a running start, maximum 5 steps, and leaps onto the mans cock, resembling the floating ghost ship
Honey I know you love Pirates of the Carribean do lets do the Flying Dutchman
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The header from Robin van Persie from Holland in the 2014 World Cup against Spain in the first round.
Watch video's online. You'll be like. That is one Flying Dutchman
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A mixed drink made of Captain Morgan and Wave Blue Raspberry, named so because of its eerily green color, like the Flying Dutchman.
Bro 1: "Duuuuudee I just had a flying dutchman!"
Bro 2: "Duuuude, wtf is a flying dutchman?"
Bro 1: "Captain and Blue Wave duuuuuude."
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When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.
I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.
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where your having sex with a girl standing up, and you do a cartwheel.
man 1: My girl taught me how to do a flying dutchman!
man 2: Hows your penis doing?
man 1: still broken.
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