flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"

the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."

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the flying scorpion

Imagine pole vaulting directly into a uterus.

"last night i jumped on my dresser drawer and whipped out the flying scorpion for my lady, and let me just say, i stuck the landing..."

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