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When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.
I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.
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When a guy meets a girl in the lavoratory for a blowjob and just when he's about to cum, he pinches her nose, relieving the altitude pressure in her ears.
When Jim and Heather flew to Australia, he gave her an Angry Fly United in the bathroom!
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