follower dump

When someone unfollows a lot of people on social media. Occurs most often after high school, when someone forgets about a majority of their high school friends and meets new college friends. Usually done by popular girls.

Josh: "Hey Zach, Morgan unfollowed me on Instagram."

Zach: "Why? You two were really good friends."

Josh: "I think she is doing a follower dump on her socials. She just went to college."

Follow-Up Dump

Usually in a public bathroom, taking a dump immediately following someone else taking a dump while the seat is still warm.

After standing in line at the bathroom I had to take a follow-up dump.

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