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Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...
"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."
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To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.
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To become flustered, overwhelmed and confused under the slightest sign of pressure to the point when even speaking can become difficult.
(The term “Fonged” is a combination of the words, flustered, overwhelmed, gone and confused.)
“Hey how did you go in court today?”
“Yeah, not good. When the questions started I got flustered, I couldn’t even talk!”
“Oh man, sounds like you fonged it!”
“Sure did!”
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(noun-person)
1. One that is naturally drunk and very happy all the time.
2. Loud, obnoxious, and always hyper.
3. A person that is cocky and in your face.
Oh my god, look at the Fongness right there. He's such an asshole but he pulls it off.
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To strike or more specifically kick, taken from the film 'a knight's tale' where it is used by the character Watt (played by alan Tudyk)
I will fong you until your outsides are in, your insides are out, your entrails will become your extrails. Pain! lots of pain! (Watt to Chaucer)
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To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.
When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry
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N. To kick the crap out of.
Taken from the movie, "A Knight's Tale", where they seem to use that word a lot. Especially Watt. And Chaucer.
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