Food blind

Someone who constantly mixes the wrong food ingredients together creating awful vile dishes.

Shaun:- what are you having for your tea tonight dude?

Nigel, spaghetti Bolognese with no spaghetti on toast with beans and salmon juice!

Shaun:- sweet butterd crumpets dude Wtf is that? Your food blind dude!

Nigel :- it's nice!

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Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once

“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls”

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”