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An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.
I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!
The result of seeing such a delicious specimen of sustenance that you inadvertently pitch a tent.
I sprung the fattest food boner after feasting my eyes on those spicy tuna rolls today.
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when one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good meal.
I got a food boner yesterday when i saw how much bacon there was
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To enjoy a meal that is so delicious it stimulates your sexual organs thus resulting in a food boner.
My dick hurts today from the massive food boner that steak gave me last night.
Patricia ate one of my bagels I brought home from Manhattan and I could see her leaking from her pants, total food boner bro.
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When you see or eat food that is so delicious that you are aroused.
Wow, that burger gave me a food boner!
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When the anticipation of really good food is so great and the person in question gets a boner/other erotic feelings. These feelings are often accompanied by foodgasms.
person 1: god, the smell of this Chinese food is giving me a food boner
person 2: TMI, but yeah me too
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Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.
Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?
Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.
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