foodgitives

The peas or corn in a TV dinner that end up in the main section of the tray when you attempt to scoop them up.

"Dude, are you actually mixing your corn and turkey together?"

"Nah bro. those are just the foodgitives."

foodgitives

a derogatory word used to described food, made to look life-like, that has escaped a kitchen or cafeteria.

We caught those foodgitives hiding out in that closet.

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Foodgitive

When food escapes your bowl or plate landing on the table or floor.

Mom bring a paper towel, there's a foodgitive on the loose.

foodgitive

(adj.) Any vegetable that sneaks over a partition of a TV dinner tray into either the main course or dessert area.

Call for backup! We have foodgitive beet in the chocolate pudding! It is suspected to be armed with a highly potent distaste.

Submitted by: Anonymous, Topics: Food & Drink

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