Rural Dictionary

for church

Alternative way of saying 'for sure'. Church, in this instance, refers to the slang definition meaning 'the truth'.

The phrase 'Church' is often used by 'G' people and was featured on AMC's 'Breaking Bad'. However, the phrase 'for church' is a little more specialist, used only by a very small selection of people from South-West London.

Dude 1: Are you going out tonight?
Dude 2: For church.
Dude 1: To church?!
Dude 2: No; for churrrrch... Meaning yes.

by Chordy236 June 22, 2014

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church.

one word expression to show approval of a situation.

word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence

signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.

Wrong way:

Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?

Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)

Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?

Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.

Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.

(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)

Intoxicated Man: "Church."

(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)

end of conversation. never saw the man again.

by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010

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church

Strongly Agree, as if it were law.

Player 1: "Look at the junk in her trunk, I'd tap that ass"
Player 2: "Church!"

by PCGator July 13, 2004

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church

1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.

1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!

by Smoove B January 28, 2005

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