for the lols

Doing something you know will probably make you laugh

Guy 1: I was playing minecraft and then I killed this noob for the lols.
Guy 2: That noob was me!
Guy 1: Lol your pvp skills suck mate

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for the lols

Guaranteed sex. No matter what time of day or where you are if a guy says let's have sex 'for the lols' he will immediately get lucky. The girl automatically says yes.

"Wanna have sex 'for the lols'?"
"Yes of course!"

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lol

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.

Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok

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lol

An abbreviation that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of love' for your mom.

Mom: Grandma just died. LOL
Son: Mom what the fuck?

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LOL

Loyalty Over Law (LOL)
Means to be loyal to the street not to the police

Loyalty over law (LOL) is how I live

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LOL

Back during the 2010's, it used to be an acronym for "laughing out loud", but now it means "this text briefly indicates I am not being hostile"

Friend: my dog died
Me: LOL

In it for the Lols

Joining in with an activity/task for no other reason than to have a laugh.

James: 'Tony, will you help us build a shelter for endangered possums this weekend?'

Tony: 'OK but I'm only In it for the Lols'

or

Will: 'Fred why do you bother coming to college, you never learn anything?'

Fred: 'I'm just in it for the Lols'

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