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Doing something to end up having sex with someone.
Guy # 1: Why'd you buy your girlfriend all that crap anyways?
Guy # 2: Duh! It's simple. It was ftb (for the boob).
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Boobs are what is on a women's chest and is something I'll never be able to touch
Boobs
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Things 13 year-olds look up on urban dictionary
While messing with their Ding-dong
Get a life instead of looking up boobs on a FRICKING DICTIONARY
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Used my boobs for chips because my I needed my hands for my phone
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Proof that there is a god.
Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
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A mind control device for women to use against men.
Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?
Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.
Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*
Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*
Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*
Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?
Girl: After class.
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