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The act of taking a dick in your ass and accidently shitting everywhere because you just cant take the pain
EXAMPLE: my friend bryce had a forced shit a huge nigger was going to town on his white little ass he just couldnt take it and shit everywhere.
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-noun- A bowel movement that is completed in a short period of time and leaves a wake of olfactory destruction.
-adjective- To get in, get out, leave a path of olfactory destruction and no one knows you were the one that was in there.
-noun- Someone left a special forces shit, because I didn't see anyone in there, but damn it reeks.
-adjective- He is special forces shitter, no one can ever catch him in the act, but leave a trail of destruction behind him.
When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
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real pain.
everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.
lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.
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1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit
Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
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Something completely overrated and became suprisingly very popular very fast.
Pokemon is a loud of shit forced down the throats of billions.
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Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.
"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."