forced-again virgin

Similar to a born-again virgin, only the new virginity is the result of a prolonged and highly undesired abstinence due to a complete lack of worthy prospects.

Stephanie, when was the last time you got laid?

Uhh, 1 year, 4 months, and 11 days ago.

Oh my god! You never told me you were a forced-again virgin!

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