foreign vegetarian

The act of not consuming meat while traveling in a foreign country.This results in being scared shitless of eating any meat that can not be visually, nasally, or texturally identified.

Erik: "Hey Theresa, did you try some of the exotic dishes on your business trip overseas?"

Theresa: "Hell no, I am a foreign vegetarian! You never know what you're eating."

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