forensic kinesiology

A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.

Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.