forensics hunny

Forensics hunny: an attractive female that you only see on Saturdays during various NFL events. You’ve talked to her, but she does not actually know your name. One of these days, you might actually get the balls to Facebook-friend her but usually you just admire her pencil skirt from a distance.

"Do you know Sarah Smith?"
"Yeah, she does Forensics. She's my forensics hunny."

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