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Forest Bride

A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.

"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."

by Nathizzle October 15, 2015

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Forest Bride

Someone who has been forced to live with a forest animal. The animal is usually large like a bear or the mythical Bigfoot.

The couple in the horror movie, Willow Creek, caught a glimpse at a naked women that had been taken by a Sasquatch to be his forest bride.

by Fred Croft November 20, 2016

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Forest Bride

The term originated during WW2. If you were being hunted by your government or hunted during War Tine, your sexual partner would be considered your "Forest Bride".

Jew1: "Who you shaggin' bro?"

Jew2: "I got myself a Forest Bride, cause Hitler's chasing me"

by Bengimin January 20, 2012

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