Foresters Falls

Little town in Canada just west of Ottawa, hometown of Annie's Gas Bar, beware of goblins living on main street.

Wow dude! I just seen a goblin run by Annie's gas bar down in Foresters Falls! I'm thinkin he was butt naked! Forester's Falls is the shit!

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If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is

R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.

“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”

“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”

“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”