forked dick

When a dick is like a snake tongue and forks at the base so you technically have two penises and can get two girls down on you at the same time

Me: Did you know John has a forked dick?

Gabby: Omg we can go down on him together!

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Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.

Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!

dick fork

what awesome people say insted of "fuck" or "shit"

libby: they ate all the potatos
mallory:dick fork
libby:what
mallory:what dick fork its a fucking word you know look it up on fucking urban dictionary!

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