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A striker for Uruguay who currently plays for Atletico Madrid, formerly for Manchester United. He played in the 2002 and 2010 World Cups, and in 2010 he propelled Uruguay to fourth place. He scored 5 goals and won the Golden Ball for being the best player in the tournament. Women around the globe are in awe of his magnificent golden hair.
Diego Forlan kinda looks like a statue of a Greek god.
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the most suckiest player ever, he misses shots from like 1 yard ahead of the goal.
player1: O M G, how could you miss when you are alone with the fucking goal, all by your self?!
player2: np, i took a forlan
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A Uruguayan soccer player that played for Manchester United, for a few years he didn't do to well there,made some clumsy misses,a few goals but nothing to impress anyone.But in the season 2004-2005 playing for Villareal from Spain he was European golden boot along with Henry(Arsenal) with 25 goals,and pichichi of Spain leading with most goal.Then in the season 2005-2006 he was semi-finalist in the Champions league.Villareal loosing against Arsenal at a narrow score line of 1-0 after both games.
guy 1: you kicked some ass on the pitch today,keep up the good work!
guy 2: yeah, next year hopefully I'll be like Diego Forlan.
guy 1: you'll never be like Forlan, he's too good!!
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an extremely strong alcoholic drink. 8 shots of vodka (ulster shots, 35ml) thrown in a pint glass with some ice and topped up with blue wkd. derived from the special k and named after former european golden boot winner and manchester united legend diego forlan
whys dave lying face down on the floor?
cos he's just had a diego forlan and 2 special ks the mad bastard
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Forlane was the Username of a fellow degenerate in our Discord channel. After hoping for a relief rally in ETH and getting smacked by excessive bearishness and the market, he decided that the bearishness of his comrades was too much for him to bear. Sadly he left the channel.
to forlane someone; Please, don't forlane us. Someone forlaned the channel/group.