forward man

A forward man is someone who is employed to lead a particular job, but is so inherently lazy that he simply forwards everything on to someone else to do. Characterised by a large index finger on his mouse hand and can be found either in his room or the toilet hiding. Sometimes emails can be forwarded before they are actually sent.

Person A: Where is the guy meant to be leading on this?

Person B: He is hiding in the toilet but told me to do it instead!

Person A: I can't believe it, he is a total forward man.

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