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Fountain Girl

That stupid girl in Wyomissing, Pennsylvania who fell into a fountain while walking and texting and then wondered why people just laughed at her.

(No dumbasses were hurt in this act of stupidity)

Guy: Hey, I just sawed my own arm off. Now I only have one arm and that makes me sad.

Other Guy: You are every bit as stupid as that dumbass fountain girl.

by Mighty-D January 21, 2011

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Water fountain girl

When you eating the pussy so good she squirts all over your face out of no where thats a water fountain girl

Damm girl i didnt know you could squirt like that. Thats a water fountain girl

by Stacky Warbucks May 29, 2016

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