fox skin beermat

(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.

Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.

Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"

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