Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.

Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.