fredon new jersey

imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.

wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.

fredon

Fredon is a town located in Sussex County, New Jersey. The school consists of 200 students grades k-6. There is around 10-40 kids in each grade. When the students are done with the 6th grade they usually end up going to Kittatinny, Pope John, or whatever other shit schools there are. When I attended Fredon, my friends and I decided it took too long to say Fredon, so I instead we called it hell. It’s accurate, if you ask me. The teachers despise the older kids besides the 2 that are nice. They do a play each year and it usually sucks. The boys basketball team always sucks, but the girls can sometimes be good (lets be real, they usually suck). The schools education sucks, and when you end up going to the next school the teachers will be confused as to how you are so freaking retarded.

Woman 1) I attended Fredon school.
Woman 2) The hell is that?
Woman 1) Hell.