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When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.
Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH
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Every thursday males get free bjs from anyone they asked.
I can’t wait for free head Thursday.
Anyone You Show This To Has To Give You Free Head.
Hey look at this! *shows free head card* Aw man, now i gotta give u head
Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."
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On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys
Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy
Yo it Friday u know what time it is for short it’s Free head friday
every friday, the one person in your circle of friends who you pick on all the time about being gay is designated to give "free head" on fridays.
Its friday! Lets all go to Boo Boo's Head Shack and get some FHF (Free Head Friday)
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