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-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.
-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.
Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"
Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*
Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...
Usually when people want free stuff they ask for slushie and pretzel only from 7-Eleven, because 7-Eleven is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here you go lil Timmy, here is your free slushie and pretzel.
The act of eating ass at an Outback Steakhouse.
Hey, you guys tried the free pretzels at Outback?