freeze the cheese

Act of holding in a fart; not cutting the cheese.

Remember to always be polite and freeze the cheese in elevators.

I was on a date with a hot chik and right when things got intense I had to blow some wind, but luckily instead I froze the cheese.

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Freezing my cheese

A phrase used when one gets angry or frustrated at somebody esle.

Did you just eat my leftovers?! You're really freezing my cheese right now.