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Bread from Francethat's long, airy and crunchy. Good with mozzarella cheese and butter melted on top.
My little bro hates French bread...what's his problem?
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An item best used to whack the living daylights out of cynical wankers, especially when stale
One night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of French bread.
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French bread is the term to use when describing an incredibly large/long penis; you only expected it to be seen in porn, not real life.
That dick reminds me of a hard,burnt french bread.
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In just about every TV and movie scene where a woman is carrying a bag of groceries,there is always a loaf of french bread and a stalk of celery sticking out of the top of the bag. Never a box of crackers or a roll of toilet paper.
In real life,you hardly ever see a woman coming out of Food Lion with "french bread and celery" bag of groceries.
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A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.
Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.
Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!
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a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Having oral sex.
Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?
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