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French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man crΓ©me across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.

Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch

by Kevin Sandusky February 23, 2011

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


French Mustache

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.

Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!

by Daniel4564508 December 22, 2007

5πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž