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I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!
When a man puts his penis against another man or shemale's will into their penis hole. After six and a half minutes, you pull out and slap their penis causing a volcano of blood.
Dude my dick feels like chopped up garlic after french sword fighting last night.
Oh man dude, I totally raped you, you want a hot carl?
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With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.