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French Trombone

When a girl on her knees below a male and blows into his asshole while reaching around and giving him a hand-job at the same time.

Damn, Andrea was giving me a sweet french trombone but stopped when i busted ass in her face.

by Nick Douchebaguette October 24, 2004

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French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018


French Trombone

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Hey, we ran out of staples, can you hand me a french trombone?

by UndyingSolon September 3, 2015

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