freshman girls

New girls on the high school campus. These girls are so naive and horny, they'll basically do anything. Once they've entered high school, there's no turning back.
The sudden overwhelm of being in a new school with older, cooler people has made them want attention. To do this, they begin going to parties, hooking up with older guys, drinking, smoking, and having many sexual escapades. The skeevy seniors tend to go for these girls, as it is rather easy.
With all the new excitement, their grades begin to plummet, ruining their GPA for what may be the rest of their high school careers.
These girls tend to have bad reputations, some for the rest of their high school careers. Sad that they sometimes don't know any better.

*group of freshman girls pass by*

*freshman girls pass by*
Skeevy Senior 1: Wow, who were those girls? They're hot!
Skeevy Senior 2: I think they're freshman girls man.
Skeevy Senior 1: Damn! This will be easy!
*boys run over and begin talking to them*

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Freshman Girl Syndrome

A chronological disorder developed by the majority of Freshman Girls, as they enter into high school.

Symtoms:

Young Lady begins to ignore all of her old friends, and leaves them for her new and improved upperclassmen amigos.

Innocent little girls turn into sluts as they try to impress the older males that they are completely attracted too even if they are utter faggots.

When a freshman girl shows up to an upperclassman party and gets booted.

What Happens:

Somewhere in every girls brain there is a part of them that strives to be older than they really are. Over summer break before freshman year the nerves of high school is said to trigger this, and this part of the brain releases a toxic hormone, sending these young women's thought process spiraling out of control.

What Increases your risk:

Over summer if a freshman girl hangs out with slutty, bitchy girls, then it is more likely for this out of control syndrome to emerge.

When to call a doctor:

When you women has become an avid alcoholic, and meth addict.

FGS can result in:

Social disasters

High School drop outs

Drug Addiction

extreme naiveness

loss of friends

Unprotected sex

teen pregnancy

HIV/AIDS

DEATH

In Closing:
FGS is not a joke and should not be taken lightly. It is a real disorder. It is not laughing material. If you are a soon to be freshman girl reading this, i warn you, and wish for the best. protect yourself. STAY GOLD.

Q:

"Dude, who is that ridiculous looking young girl who is hanging with people that are way too old for her?"

A:

"Dude, Shuttup she has Freshman Girl Syndrome...your a dick."

Questioner:

"Oh shit i am so mean"

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