Valentino Frictionis

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

frictiony

1. When a man forgets to lube
2. When you're playing Golf It and the ball goes too fast on a map because it lacks the frictiony

Bryan the Pirate was playing Golf It and couldn't complete the course because the golf ball lacked the frictiony