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When one is severely in over their head in a situation and tries to avoid a question or comment by either: overreacting, avoiding the question or comment, or changing the subject in a way obvious to anyone listening
"I was watching this guy do a backflip over a trash can and he asked me to do it, so i double backflipped over two trash cans" "no you didn't that not possible!" "yes i did you should've seen it, don't try to call me a liar you fucking idiot, hey look a goose!" "no way dude we just caught you "fried shitting" admit it!"
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Used to show exactly how dumb is someone compared to fried shit
You're as dumb as fried shit for not knowing ....
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When you take a shit and once it comes out your asshole burns.
Matt: I had these hot ass wings yesterday and when i took a shit afterwards my ass was on fire.
Joe: no way dude, thats a deep fried shit
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Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.
My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.
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a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(
Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?
Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks
3 hrs later...
allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)
Jake - yeah me too...
Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!
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An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"
The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture
"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"