friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.

Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."

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2 friends 1 fish

2 Friends 1 Fish is NOT what you think it is. Don't watch it.

Oscar: Hey dude, look at this video called 2 Friends 1 Fish.
Oliver: I expect it's a video of people eating food.
(A few seconds later...)
Oliver: I am at the wrong place.

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2 Friends 1 Fish

A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.

Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”

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Fish Friends

When you are in love with someone

We aren’t friends we are fish friends

Fish friends

The super female version of Eskimo brothers or tunnel buddies. When two females have slept with the same chick

“You slept with Chelsey? Bitch me toooooooo, guess we’re fish friends hoe”