friend package

What the girl gets when they don’t wanna be your gf.

Jocelyn: stay up past 12
Me: no that’s only part of the bf package you got the friend package goodnight

package friend

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

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care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.