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When a male is described as being from Nantucket, it is a polite way of saying that he has a huge penis. The term is derived from the famous lymric "There once was a man from Nantucket"
Last night I saw a Ron Jeremy film, wow that dude is from Nantucket! He is huge!
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it ,
He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!
Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick
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an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.
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A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it
-Brendon Urie
at a place where you should tell jokes you should tell the Man From Nantucket joke
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.
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A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
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