A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.
"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."
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the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
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