fruit in a suit

a gay business man usually wearing a suit or expensive clothes.

that guy is such a fruit in a suit

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Fruit Suit

The suckass boyscout uniforms required by all scouts to wear. Usually consisting of short shorts, knee high socks, skin colored shirts with nipple buttons, and a fruity scarf, if you're not embarrassed while wearing it in public you're probably socially retarded.

Me: Hey Kevin! I noticed the scoutmaster was watching you as your balls hung out of the short shorts of your Fruit Suit today.

Kevin: Yeah, he made me rub bug lotion on his chest while we we're wearing our fruit suits and they just kinda slipped out of the short shorts like usual.

Me: Yeah, at least you don't have to wear your Fruit Suit when you two are sharing his sleeping bag together.

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